Things I Know:
I. I prefer Coke to Pepsi.
II. I dislike heat and humidity. In fact, my ideal temperature range is between 50 and 80 degrees Fahrenheit. I’ve only lived in one place that had this kind of climate, and I’m relatively certain that will never happen again.
III. I don’t like country music.
IV. Once, I loved cigarettes. Now, however, they give me headaches, even from a distance.
V. Death is unavoidable.On a related note, life is far too short for my tastes.
Things I Can’t Know:
I. What will happen to me after I die. It’s fun and interesting to speculate, of course, but that’s all I can ever do, right? Even if I say I know, what I really mean is that I think I know. It’s up to me whether or not I admit that.
II. Is there a God? (Same as the previous item.)
III. Is there no God? (See what I did there?)