Taking the Path of Least Intellectual Resistance, or The Forward Button is Not Necessarily Your Friend

So it seems that President Obama is going to skip Memorial Day this year to take a vacation in Chicago, and as a result, people are losing their freaking minds. Because, apparently, our troops can only be properly respected at Arlington Cemetery, and this would also make Barack Obama the first president in history to [...]

Alabama Politicians Say the Darndest Things

Politicians, like kids, say the goofiest things, but unlike kids, politicians should know better. Fortunately for us, however, they don’t, so here’s a gift for those of you not from Alabama. I know we all have kooky politicians, right? The walls are crawling with them, and yes, I know that you, wherever you’re from, have [...]